Me: I used to try to sing like Macy Gray.

Dooter: That's not very hard. Just smoke for ten years and go scream at a baseball game until you lose your voice.

Tesha: "What's on my mind??? ANTS!!! crawling in my hair, face planting in pooh and surprise Vulture visits, THAT'S WHAT!"

"YER....YER...!!!!! a MEANIEPANTSFACEBOYMANTHINGRAWRRRRR"

-Ryan imitating me.

"That sounds very ominous. 'Things happened, I wasn't there.'"

- Professor Himes talking to Jeff.

Me: I am not a quilt.

Ryan: Definitely not a quillow, cuz they're purdy much the bestest things on the planet.

"The pen is a powerful weapon."

- Modernism.

"I was like, 'Okay, Candide, do what you want . . . .'"

- Blythe.

"Change doesn't happen nicely and it doesn't happen neatly."

- Tobie in Modernism.

Me: Okay, finish this quote, 'A moment on the lips . . .'

Ry: Is worth two in the bush!

Tim: . . . . . .

- Ryan, Tim and I playing Battle of the Sexes over break.

"A hero is only as good as his weapon."

- Cleveland Morris.

"This class is so hot we're on FIRE."

- Cleveland Morris.

"I'm zippin' up."

- Cleveland's drawing class.

"Oh gosh no, I don't swim in ponds. They're infamous for serpents."

-JD, Scrubs.